Monday, January 30, 2006 ; HOW HYSTERICAL
hahah okay the funniest thing ever just happened.my family had the weirdest cockroach battle ever
it was like 300 cockroaches to 1 cockroach.
1st the cockroach was on the ceiling thats what my sister was screaming.
then my mum was screaming then my dad was screaming....(i know like a guy screams right?)
anyways i went upstairs and i saw my dad taking off his shirt and jumping up and down screaming
then i saw the cockroach on his arm so i told him YOUR ARM but everyone was screaming so i shouted YOUR ARM LA
then he started dancing and the cockroach was flung on to my sister's towel
and its just a towel but she was becoming all emo about it like wth?
hahaha anyways then my mum finally caught it in LOADS of toilet paper
then she sprayed half a can of baygon in its face.
hahaha i sorta pity the poor guy but he deserves it for crawling around my house
now my sister says she is suffering from cockroach trauma
seriously... that girl needs a shrink! she is still screaming btw luckily i'm not near her or i would have been deaf years ago!
hahaha okay that was a good laugh i still remember stepping on a cockroach before gross
hhaha i never forgot that.
I HATE COCKROACHES.
but i love gorgeous! hahaha
Dear Jamie I've got a letter
I would like to send
It's lacking strings of words with punctuation at the end.
Should I trust this dial act?
To convey the right effect?
Dear Jamie
I've got some things
I'd like to set in pen
I would have used a pencil but that's just not permanent.
Should I trust my printer's ink?
To express the things I think?
Everything I've tried my best to think of something to contest
With inside jokes and all the folks could have much more to say
Dear Jamie this envelope has the resent my heart
I'll seal it, send it off and wish it luck with its depart.
This stamp will be every action and carry my affection
Across the air and land easy
Should I trust the poster's due?
To deliver my heart to you?
Everything I've tried my best to think of something to contest
With inside jokes and all the folks could have much more to say
Everything I've tried my best to think of something to contest
With inside jokes and all the folks could have much more to say
Give it up
I can
Flower and a hand I hope this helps you see
Signed Sincerely me.
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